Can You Guess?

Da do dut, do da do da do,
Can you guess what I am, I'll give you one clue,
"Tangled Up In Blue"

Still don't know, is still a little shady?
A part of it was in the year 1980,
Clue 2: "Sentimental Lady."

Ha ha ha, you have no idea what I say,
Well it's not a skit or a play,
Clue 3: "Thoughts On A Rainy Day."

Ok ok ok, back to the start,
Magnificent sound is a big part,
Clue 4: "Affairs Of The Heart."

This one is on the mountain side,
Better get behind a large tree and hide,
Clue 5: there's a ginormous "Landslide."

Running out of the forest are a bunch of deer,
But you're not by, so don't fear,
Clue 6: I don't "Wish You Were Here."

From his voice you hear his cry's,
Listening to it gives me the best highs,
Clue 7: Girl, I love your "Brown Eyes."

Well, if you didn't get it, it's a song,
I love all music, either short or long,
Lets all listen closely and get along.

Lord Farus

To the hills! The Lord Dragon Farus is near,
He's going to burn the village, everyone, clear,
No time to save the herd, he is here!

Swooping down from the skies, Farus screams,
"I am here to take all your women teens,
Anyone in my way, I'll kill them by any means."

Everybody is hidden away in the wooded hills,
Farus is angry, he wants his women kills,
Tormenting others is how he gets his thrills.

Out of no where, a baby cry's in fear,
Farus fly's to them, from what he can hear,
Now he sees the sparkle from that babies tear.

"I've found you, now give them up!"
"No way you beast!" A little boy interrupts,
"You better leave beast, before I erupt."

Farus laughs, he sees one that he wants,
"Hey little boy, she's mine." Farus taunts,
"You're in for it now Farus!" The little boy flaunts.

Exploding in rage, the little boy grabs the dragon,
Grabbing him by his head, he shoots him like a cannon,
In the air, Farus is taken by a falcon.

Everyone cheered in relief, thanking the little boy,
"You're so very strong, how did you make Farus deploy?"
"Oh, Farus, it was easy, I just acted like he was a toy."

Bank Robbers

I had a good day and went to work,
After work I went to see my clerk,
What he said made him a jerk.

Kenny, you're not spending your money wise,
In my head I said fuck you, and rolled my eyes,
Now another upgrade for me, he trys.

Nice try man, you're out of whack,
I just wanted to get some money back,
You guys drove me to far, I reached into my sack.

I have a gun, what's up now?
Everyone on your knees while I plow,
Plow through the bank gettin money, can't show you how.

Ya I couldn't take it anymore so I'm robbing a bank,
One man got in my way, drowned him in the fish tank,
You next, my gun I then crank.

Plow! Got that bitch in the head,
Obviously she's dead,
Now forever she'll lye in her death bed.

Shit! The cops are here,
Guys, I'm in a lot of fear,
Time for one last beer.

It's going to be a shoot off, 3 on 11,
We'll all be going to hell not heaven,
It's 4 pm and we've been here since 7.

Time to run, get out of town,
To the garage slowly going down,
We see the police and frown.

This is our chance boys, pull out your guns,
They all had shotgun kind of ones,
They all start to run.

Pow Pow Pow, shots are going off crazy,
Bill got shot in the leg and is hazy,
Get the fuck out of here Daisy!

Me and Daisy run for the car,
Behind us the police weren't far,
We could see his shinny badge star.

They shot a rocket launcher at us,
We exploded over a bus,
Upside down in pain, we cus.

You've been caught you thieves,
Jail is what you two sees,
Try to be happy, cause that's where you're gunna be's.

The Little One

Dripping rain drops fall through my face,
I don't fit in, I'm not in the right place,
They treat me like I'm an inconvenience,
At least that's my experience.

When I was young I was very confused,
I felt like all my friends i loosed,
So shy, it was hard making new friends,
I felt like my friends never made it to my ends.

He's funnier, she's smarter, they're rich,
With no self-confidence,all I am is a little bitch,
Always one of the last to be picked,
I'd get super upset and ticked.

"Why won't anyone call me mommy?"
They all make fun of how I dress, I'm not pretty,
Will I ever be able to fit in?
Talking to cute girls, don't even begin.

I played so many sports so I could feel that I belong,
Never spoke up in math class, always thinking I was wrong,
Sat by myself at lunch so I would have to talk,
Back to home, alone I walk.

To all you jerks who hurt my feelings,
I hope you're disgusted with your kids beings,
I curse them with the disability to not talk to others,
And have hatred towards their sisters and brothers.

I have been greatly affected by not fitting in with the crowd,
Most of the time, I sit in my room, write and listen to music loud,
I still always feel alone even if I'm with someone,
Just leave me alone ok, I'm done, you're all dumb.

Satan's Prince

So my son, you've made the choice to come to Hell,
I'm very proud of your actions, now exhale,
You are now working for me, better do it well.

What you get to do is go tempt others for me,
Whisper lies in their ears, you, they won't be able to see,
Tempting them till they make their choice, don't leave them be.

Your first victim will be John West,
He's going insane cause he can never get any rest,
One night he'll have someone over, tell him to kill his guest.

Well done my son, John's now in jail,
He's getting crazier as he sits in his cell,
Thinking about why he killed, suffering, he'll just dwell.

If you do this next task, you'll be the prince of my kingdom,
Get the U.S. to fight for their so called freedom,
Make them kill thousands at random.

"Breaking new, the U.S. is at war with Iraq,
Hundreds of thousands dead from the U.S. killing pack,
We burn the dead Iraqi's after we put them in their body sack."

Fantastic job, you now have defeat,
I now give you your own tempting street,
Make others work for you and bow at your feet.

"I am the prince, hey you, listen to my command,
You get to be the leader of my tempting band,
Listen up, get Robert Red to bury his baby in the sand."