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Showing posts with label Rude. Show all posts

Monday, August 22, 2011

Stupid Bitch


I can’t take this bullshit anymore
Die you ugly, fucking whore
Do you know you smell like the zoo
Eat the dog shit off my shoe
Burn on the cross you wretched witch
Shut your fucking mouth, bitch
Your cheeks are sunk
From sucking too much dick, you punk
I hope you and your family get hit by a truck
Just die cunt, fuck
No one wants you around
I’ll curb your teeth to the ground
None of your teeth can be found
Shut up bitch, don’t make a sound
Rip out you gnarled, scraggly hair
Shave it off, no one will care
You eat like a disgusting pig out of a troff
I want to rip that gross face off
Piss all over it
On your feet, take a shit
I would have lied
If I said someone would have cared if you died
Go get lost
Freeze to death in the frost
You’re so fucking crude
You ruin my mood
Leave planet earth
Cause you have no worth
You mother was slapped
When you were born, no one clapped
If you don’t get it by now
I’ll tell you how
No one will cry
So, die 

Friday, January 14, 2011

Frustration

Fucking god dammit mother fucker
I hate it
I try to write something so inspiring but I can't
Forcing a poem just doesn't work
So I'm writing my frustrations
That's what I've got right now

My head is about to pop like a red balloon
Fists clenched ready to sock a fool
Grinding my teeth
Squeezing my toes
I pull out my hair like I use to to toy dolls

Fuck, I want to write something super happy
It's just not working
The frustration is driving me insane
Wicked thoughts run through my brain

Go stab someone in the throat
Rip out their eyes with your fingers
Kick them in the groin, really fucking hard
Hit them in the face with a shovel
Their face looks like a piece of meat

Shit

I really am biting down on my teeth so hard
My jaw is sore
Also, my neck creaks like an old rocking chair

I'm going fucking nuts
Someone come knock me out

I think I'll take a nap
Hopefully wake up with an amazing insight
Write it down
Share it with you guys
And get some kind of satisfaction

Anyways

Fuck!

Clean Up

Her voice reminds me of fingers dragging down a chalk board
Face with so much makeup, it looks like a pig covered in mud
Body that jiggles like jello
Seeing her make me cringe
Hearing her squeal , I want to punch her in the teeth
Every word that comes out is a lie just yearning for attention
Who taught her manners? She has none
Eating with her mouth open reminds me of a fat elephant eating grass
Her smell is that of a stinky boy after gym class
Did I mention she has a beer belly?
Her legs look like rotten cottage cheese
Breath like a cat who just ate her own shit
A tiny mustache fills her upper lip
Her cackle sounds like a drunken walrus
Kankles so fat and ugly, I throw up a little in my mouth
Please, for your sake, freshen up
Maybe go run that jiggle off
And stop eating like a fig out of a troth
Love you, NOT

Thursday, January 13, 2011

The Two Pigs

All I can see right now is fucking ugly people,
Blonde, balding, long, thinning hair,
Cratering pimple scars have invaded his face,
Fat pink shin, looking like a pig with a wretched smile,
You make me sick!
How can you give up on yourself?
Ended up looking like your red headed step mother beat the fuck out of you with a metal crowbar.

The woman he's with....
Faded maroon hair with an ugly black flower holding her tangles together,
Fake drawn on red eyebrows,
A nose like Mt. Everest,
You could ski down it.

I want to slam these two persons faces together,
Smash them up like play dough,
Mix their faces together and try to make something somewhat decent out of it,
Fix your fucking faces you dirty pigs!